No Stern Moment

Meet the one and only Sid Yiddish with a TRUTH so big, he's got a permanent surveillance team tracking his every move. His brilliant, world-changing plan to leak the secret? Ditch the cloud, fire up a laptop that weighs more than a cat, and pray that that OS/2 still boots. There is a "Got Kennedy?" shirt-wearing dude on the couch watching TV unwittingly observing the outcomes who is not emotionally prepared for the truth to come out so quickly; and Sid with a dial-up connection to a secret "Intelligence" platform that probably still makes that eeee-KSHHH-shhhk sound as the final push to the domino-effect.