Click, click, click. Queen Elizabeth gives birth to Rabbit Prince. Click. Rabbit finds water on peach skin. Click. Peach tree gets nuked. Click. Who cares about our roots? Click. I watch TV so I know only what I should know and think as I am told.
Yum, high fructose corn syrup never tasted so good. I just want to hop around and not focus on anything right now.
This apple tastes like an apple. However, it cannot birth another apple. I still feel human, knowing that my grandchild will not birth another child.
I enjoy fluoride in my water and in my toothpaste, because I don’t want to have control over my free will. Life is just easier that way.
In the past, a frontal lobotomy was a care for being crazy. Today, we have aspartame. It’s less invasive, trust me.